Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Pat Robertson Speaks to the People of Earth Once Again

Yes, the man who agreed that homosexuals, pro-choicers, and constitutional scholars had caused the 9/11 attacks has spoken again. Pat Robertson, the oracle of oddity, says -- DURING A FUNDRAISING BROADCAST FOR THE PEOPLE OF HAITI following the devastating earthquake there -- that Haiti has been suffering because it made a pact with a devil. And he wasn't speaking metaphorically, like the pact with the devil that is made by everyone who watches this wingnut. No, according to this transcript provided by Media Matters, the Haitians made a literal pact with Darth Maul himself:
And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."
While it's obvious he's politicking to get a spot on a future national ticket with Sarah Palin, he probably has sunk their chances by turning off the large Satan crowd that currently supports them.

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